today started out shitty, and then things took a turn towards left field and into the looney bin. I started out this morning, waking up to an email from the girl i’ve been dating the past 2 weeks, telling me that she does not think a relationship is going to work. so, basically, before i even get out of bed this morning, i’ve been dumped.
This turns out to be the second highest point of my day.
i get into work on time, and as soon as i log in, and before i get settled, my boss starts peppering me with a zillion and one things to do and she wants them all done yesterday.
as soon as i get all these things written down i get a phone call from the front desk, the deputy director from the transit system is here, unannounced and without a meeting scheduled, and he wants to meet with my boss, who is not there, so he decides he wants to talk to me. as soon as this is complete, the director of DPW pulls the same stunt, and then after that, the highways manager decides to do the same thing
finally after a morning of pointless meetings, which could have been handled in a rather brief series of e-mails, i get back to my desk
only to find out my boss has had a media request for all emails regarding a few things, so the chief of staff’s assistant is on my computer searching through a bunch of emails. It does not help that she is kinda nosey and it stresses me out having her in my office on my computer
as she is doing this i get a phone call from a guy who is not in my district telling me how he thinks the county should restructure itself around public transportation, outlining the same structure that it basically already has, and telling me that we ought to do what “otto von bismarck did, when he unified germany” (otto von bismark, if you do not know, fought several wars for german unification about the same time as the american civil war), thus when i pressed him on this further, his whole thing fell apart
then finally, my boss shows up, with her youngest stepdaughter who is like 6, cute, and does not speak english. Her husband is from uruguay and the daughter comes up here for her summer, which is our winter
my co-workers, being the nosey individuals they are start finding excuses to knock on my door and stop in. all. morning.long. Consequently,this puts me behind on things
and then things start to get weird
i get a call from my counterpart at the county exec’s office that a large heavyset man stopped in looking for my boss. According to my friend, he was holding a belly dancing book and said that gwen stefani told him to find her and give her this book. my friend said my boss worked in a different office and sent him down to our lobby, but called me to give me a head’s up.
I had our receptionist stall for a few minutes while i told my boss to hide. and i finally go out to the lobby to meet him.
he said that nick nolte told him that gwen stefani told him to confront marina, my boss, about a possible copyright infringement, and wanted to know if my boss was the girl on the cover of this book. this guy musta been about 6 feet tall and heavy set and did not seem to be entirely there; he had sort of an out of focus kind of gaze. he wanted to know if my boss was the same as the girl on the cover of this book, and told me he thought my boss was pretty.
i informed him that the girl on the book was not my boss and he just leaves.
and i’m just left there standing in complete and utter shock, because all of this happened in the span of like 4 hours.
anyway, the afternoon rolls around, my boss gets out of committee and leaves
the chief’s assistant gets done with her scan
and people finally get out of my hair
and i leave early
and go home
and open my mailbox
only to find a small bubble-wrapped package
it’s from my good friend emily, who lives in portland. we had gone to college together and stay in contact
she decided at random to mail me some cookies
and i nearly fell on my knees and cried.